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12 New Career Paths For Oli If His Political Career Doesn't Work Out

By: Ritiz  | | 2 Mins Thu, May 13, 2021 4:56 PM

 

Being a politician is an uncertain career choice. One moment you’re ruling the nation with immense power and influence. Next thing you know, you’ve lost the motion of confidence and the PM chair is drifting away from your reach. At least, that’s what’s happened to KP Oli. While Oli managed to reclaim the chair, these uncertainties just keep popping up in Nepali politics, and you never know when your career might end. So, it's good to have a backup career to fall back upon. 

 

So, to rescue KP Oli from such uncertainties, we’ve rounded up a list of professional paths for him to blaze through if he stopped being the PM. 

 

Football Coach 

 

We just hope he doesn't end up dissolving his own team. *Ahem ahem*  

 

 

 

Health Consultant 

 

 The Covid pandemic has turned KP Oli into a health expert and besar brand ambassador. Here's his advice on dealing with the corona. 

 

 

Flautist  

 

 All these flutes, but you decided to play the Nepali people :( 

 

 

Pool Player 

 

Firm posture, strong grip, and eyes on the prize —  he's definitely going to get that black ball in. 

 

 

 Dafali Waley 

 

 All these drums, but you decided to beat Prachanda 🤣

 

@kc_adarsh

KP Baa as a dafali wale ...🤟🤟🤟. #watch_till_end🤣 #fyp #nepali_ho_ni #kp_oli

♬ original sound - Kc Adarsh

 

Stand Up Comic

 

You probably expected this profession when you clicked on the link. And how could we exclude it? The man has a joke for every occasion.  

 

 

History Teacher 

 

Remember when KP Oli gave an Indian interviewer a lesson in Indian history? That's the confidence we all need in our lives. 

 

@royroy620

#znews #pmkpoli interview #viral #nepalitiktok

♬ original sound - Shakya Roy

 

Violinist 

 

He might as well start a one-man band playing dafali, violin, and flute. 

 

 

 Professional Roaster 

 

Once KP Oli starts a roasting YouTube channel, it's over for every other roaster in the platform. 

 

 

TikToker 

 

He already has a strong following. But he'll need to pump these numbers up with some kawaii dance trends. 

 

 

Motivational Speaker 

 

Whenever you're feeling like you haven't accomplished anything, listen to KP Oli's "chance payo bhaney garcha. K garney? Chance nai paudaina," to console yourself.  

 

 

@adbless2054

chance payo ki nepali le garcha kp baa rocks 😂😀

♬ original sound - A.D.bless🔥🔥

 

Linguist 

 

Give Oli two years as a linguist and he'll officially change "Oxford dictionary" to "Oxford shabdakosh".   

 

 

 See? KP Oli has absolutely nothing to worry about. What other career could he pull off? Follow us and let us know in the comments section. 

 

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