Smooth, Cheesy And Disastrous: Here Are 15 Hilarious Dating App Openers That Demand A Response

By: Nischal Niraula  | | 2 Mins Jul 21, 2021


As cliched as it may sound, first impression is in fact the last impression when it comes to online dating. It’s a sea of endless competition, and all the fishes are fighting for attention. In such a context, if your opening line isn’t interesting enough, you probably aren’t going to hear back from them.  


So, if you are looking for inspiration, look no further. Smooth, cheesy and disastrous — here are 15 hilarious openers that demand a response.





Need To Steal This One! 



And Then You Get Ghosted! 






If Your Match Is A Psychologist 



You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do! 



For All You Dog Lovers! 



When Valentine's Day Is Close! 



All The Alisha(s) Are Getting Bombarded With This Line! 



Stalker Alert! 



Not Sure What Kind Of Response The Second Text Received



Werid But If It Works, It Works! 






Good Thing She Didn't Ask Him To Leave Her Alone! 






Well, we hope this gives you more tools to add in your arsenal of openers to better your game. And if you enjoyed scrolling through the article, consider following Yeti Yap for more of such content. 


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